For shizzle dizzle.. it's me! Like the pink? yeah i know you do. Anywhooooo.. last night's south park was funny. Michael Jefferson.. come play with me, i got your nose, i got your nose, ahhhh! yeah, it's funnier than it sounds. so, today at school was pretty gay. Except during lunch mr. smith cut me in line so i challenged him to a duel... and he ended up throwing me in the garbage can, which was CLEAN so don't worry. Then in gym we played half field lacrosse again.. and i was stuck with 4 preps on my team.. so i'd pass them 'the rock' and they'd get scared of it and run from it, and yada yada so on. but we ended up at a tie.. 7 to 7. what now bizernaaatch. Okay, after school everyone poured their soda's on me.. which was pointless, but it tasted good. haha i know im strange. Then mr. wildanger, mr. b, mrs. scott, mr. curtright, mrs. rhodes, and mr. smith ALL took my gym shoes and started playing keep away in the student circle.. i think they've been planning this for sometime now..  anyways i had my pink shirt today =] pink is the new black. Yeah, that's fabulous. Woo okay next topic. hmmm... oh while i was eating d to the inner Kelly started talking to herself.. strange child. but that's exactly why im going out with her   !! well... i poke badgers with spoons, so i just thought ya'll should know that. Davey and i wrote a letter to michael jackson asking him if he might come to Sacramento and molest us.. hopefully he'll answer us !This is our 6th letter to him.. f to the ucker.  Righhhhhht, haha second period mr. spencer lit his finger on fire.. well, he put rubbing alcohol or something on it the lit his finger and then he forgot to blow it out so he burned himself.. haha. okay dokay.. mrs. garbutt kept saying chickadee's today... "okay chickadee's here's your homework".. yada yada yada. she never stops talking.. yeah. I ammmm listening to lostprophets cause they're the shiznit just like me! Haha i'm just kidding i'm not the shizznit.. but they are! Guess what... chicken butt. Oh yes, that's a good one. I have a.d.d... little purple chickens are chasing me! haha, that's great. WHOPPERS® The original malted milk balls. Naturally and artificially flavored. Soooo... I said fuck you to mr. smith today and he put me in a head lock. DANA smith.. yup that's his name. crazy huh? d'ya know what.. no one cares. haha. do you know.. 7up upside down is dnl? swaaaayt. Anyways, i'll be going now yo. My work here is done. =]          







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